Something Funny Happened

Something funny happened to me this morning that I thought you would also find laughter in the humor of this particular situation.

I was getting ready for work this morning during my morning ritual (coffee, bad hair, even worse morning breath, cigarettes and cheesy morning tv). Nugs, the laid-back dog that she is, is sunbathing in the morning sun through the front screen-door window.

When, unbeknowest to me, a cat begins strolling down the driveway and just as it gets in Nugs' sight she becoming Ms. 15 pound Cujo and the front door. She sees a cat all of a sudden and my eye suffers the conseqeuence of my reflexes jamming the mascara brush into it.

It went from some Joni Mitchell playing in the background, really relaxing morning atmosphere to immediate bathroom scene from "The Shining" in my head. I stabbed myself in the eye so bad it really hurt.

Not Cool! She was promptly spanked and thrown outside for the rest of the morning, but by the time I got home her butt and ego felt better, but my eye was not shown the same mercy. It still hurts.

Anyway, hope this little rant may have put a smile on your face.